About this game
KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT™ now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time! KOMMERSANT: SUCCESS IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP! In KOMMERSANT, you can • learn how to become successful in no time • explore new methods of attracting luck • beat policemen with a spade or solve issues peacefully (i.e. with bribes) • buy a dog and teach it to “go get them” • let go of inner fears and stress • steal a car, ride it, and run people over • buy, sell, and rid yourself of depression • shoot a gun while jumping • work for a successful transnational company • ride either a Ferrari and a ZAZ Zaporozhets • learn to stop worrying and love your Dream Life
